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Jae Tyler Digest

by Jae Tyler

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  • 'Jae Tyler Digest’ is both Jae Tyler’s debut LP and a comprehensive 20-page digest. Compiled by Portland-based farceur J. Logan Corcoran, the tabloid is styled after teen fan mags of yore (Tiger Beat, J-14). ‘Jae Tyler Digest’ comes complete with gossip columns, personality quizzes, lyrics, and even a cutout-paper-action-doll to actualise your every JT related desire!

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1.
Exercise 03:36
Exercise, Exercise Never forget the importance of Exercise For your brains, and your thighs Everything grows in size when you Exercise, Exercise Every time you feel like you wanna die Learn to breathe, you're alive Gotta get out of the house and Exercise, Exercise Exercise, Exercise Never forget the importance of exercise For your buns, and your mind Everything gets nice and tight when you Exercise, Exercise When life feels just like one big boring waste of time Work it out, and you'll find Everything is more interesting when you Exercise, Exercise Exorcise the voice that overrides your delight When you just realize What you really need is Exercise, Exercise Do what you want I'm gonna (exercise, exercise) Do what you feel I'm gonna (exercise) Do what feels real I'm gonna Exercise, Exercise Kiss your social anxiety and depression goodbye Exercise, Exercise Whenever you feel like you'd rather die Learn to breathe, you're alive Time to get out of your mind and just Exercise, Exercise Never forget how important it is to memorize For your buns, and your mind Grow in size When you Exercise, yeah Do what you feel (go on) I'm gonna (exercise) Do what feels real (that's what I'm gonna do) I'm gonna (exercise) I'm gonna Exercise
2.
Famous 03:26
Every time I retrieved your favorite hat Every time I retrieved I sent it back I’m gonna learn you bout the medicine man come on He’s gonna medicate you fast as he can come on I only wanna be famous I only want everybody to know my name I only want a reason to feel fucked up and lame I only wanna make money I don’t wanna sell any body anything I need something other than my genes for me to blame Don’t pretend you don’t fight it every day Feeling like you’re nothing but in the way of life I’m lucky enough to ain’t never felt a lacking of love, So I don’t care if I never feel the latex touch of fame’s glove I never wanna be famous I never want every body to know my name I never need a reason to feel fucked up and Lame, no I only need to make money I don’t wanna sell any body anything I need something other than my genes for me to blame I never wanna be famous Never wanna be everything to everyone I only need a reason to feel fucked up and dumb I really need to make money But don’t wanna sell any body anything I need something other than my dreams for me to blame (I don’t wanna be famous, no) (I just need to make money)
3.
Speed 03:52
How badly I want Something or someone To help me forget about this longing To pervert my mind All the time Here we are, In the club again Just like next weekend Probably not the high point of my night (cigarette) Yes, I'll smoke another cigarette Maybe do a lot of.. (Speed) Takes the edge off and replaces it with a razor More than sharp enough to cut through your vain Attempt at trying to feel nothing Rack up a line of (Speed) If you prefer staring at the wall over sleeping And you think you might have ADHD Turn it into a Ph.D. By doing lots of (Speed) It's always the same Day after day Running to escape my faster condescending mind Trying to avert my eyes Feeling low But I think I'm ok Or at least I'll fake it Everybody tells me I can't make it (by myself) and I see the me shaped hole inside my soul Then I'll fill every orifice with.. (Speed) Takes the edge off and replaces it with a razor More than sharp enough to cut through your vain Attempt at trying to feel nothing Rack up a line of (Speed) If you prefer staring at the wall over sleeping And you think you might have ADHD Turn it into a Ph.D. By doing lots of.. (Speed) If you like staring at the wall more than sleeping and you think you might have ADHD Just turn it into a Ph.D. By doing lots of SPEED
4.
Fruit Flies 04:53
You have a face like outer space Which bends my mind like space and time I don't dream any more frequently than I may seem About the times when I was young, and fun. STD's, cowboys, and engines running constantly Circling the Sonic™ parking lot. And we're not OK. I don't drink, or take drugs and party more than I need In order to transform my sadness to radness. So don't let me castrate your good vibes with my self pity Or at least that's what Dad would say. Anyways. Awkward... Forget I said anything (Did you know that you're like your dad? You're tender and sad, but that's alright You'll be like that for your whole life.) 'Cuz it's genetic. Don't regret it. Or succumb to it. Overcome it! I can't sleep, because I'm afraid of what I might dream And because I don't wanna wake up from this one. Hyper speed. I wanna live life at the speed of dream As I traverse the galaxy I'm happier than I have yet to be "Look at the top of the fly with spots. And that's a little dance he does in front of the female, while he's pursuing her in courtship." Fruit flies in my bed Fruit flies like hell Fruit flies in my head Fruit flies everywhere except for in the fruit Flies round my bed Fruit flies go to hell Fruit flies round my head Fruit flies everywhere except in the flute Fries round my head Fruit flies go to hell Fruit flies I want dead Fruit flies everywhere except for in the fruit You have a face like outer space You bend my mind Event horizon/her eyes on me
5.
We'd Party 01:30
Look at the plant over there? (Kari K. J.)
6.
Everybody party Even if our feet and faces melt Thermonuclear fallout Ain't gonna bring us down, oh no!! I never thought that I'd see the end But now I know I'm only seeing it again The only thing I seem to wanna do Is party through The anger inside me and you So come on and, Everybody party Everybody party for the end Cuz it's party time now Fuck the nuclear fallout, oh yeah! Everybody party Even if our feet and faces melt Thermonuclear fallout Ain't gonna bring us down, oh no!! Everybody party Even if our feet and faces melt Thermonuclear fallout Ain't gonna bring us down, oh no!!
7.
Latexx 03:18
Don't cross the road on anything but your feet Don't hold hands with anyone not made of meat Don't give your name to anyone you don't trust 'Cuz otherwise your eyes could turn into dust I'm taking back my name Down to the letter I have given away Don't try to tell me I've not a thing to gain 'Cuz I've never felt more sane Be prepared to give away all that you love In exchange for the latex touch of fame's glove But I've been assured that it's just as bitter as it is sweet To shake the hands of people not made of meat But I know that I don't like bitter things or robots so, I'm gonna change my name Although all of the letters appear the same No one can say it, thus making me your slave 'Cuz my lyfe is myne to claim
8.
H4TE 03:11
I ain't what one might call the "survivor type" so please don't Tell me everything will be alright 'cuz I know it won't Be anything other than what I believe in my mind A trash island the size of the U.S.A. in front and behind Side to side But it doesn't matter when you realize the sun is hungry for the earth. (hungry for the earth) I can't help thinking maybe some of the pieces are gone 'Cuz I'm trying to fit a rhombus where the square goes. I know I gotta try to find some way to unite all the states of my mind And then we'll make up, making love from the front and behind Side to side 'Cuz it doesn't matter when you feel like the sun is hungry for the earth. (Earth) is hungry for the earth (hungry for the earth)
9.
Nothing gets me harder than when I think of you, girl And I never wanna be anywhere other than inside you, girl ooo, ohhhh Nothing gets me hotter than the things that we do, boy And I don't want anyone other than you as my toy, boy Before the words could leave my mouth I've already taken them back by trying to be myself Never can go back there now What I'd give to die in that moment, because Nothing gets me softer than rejection from you, girl So I just guess I'll have to play with myself in my room, girl Before the words could leave my mouth I've already taken them back by trying to be myself Never could go back there now What I'd give to live in that moment, but Now that we've got it out of the way we can be friends But we can't go back there now you know why? (why?) I don't know, but all I can tell you is that Nothing gets me higher than when I think of you, yeah I'm just a comet traveling to the arms of the sun, yeah (nothing in the known universe gets me harder than you, and what we do. Be we on earth, or on Xanadu. Love is our revenue. Nothing gets me ((harder)) than you)
10.
Personality 04:05
Un-incorrigible middle men with incorrigible demands I'll do anything. Sheathe your sword in me Please just learn my name, so I can Feel like I've not waited all my life For another wasted opportunity For you to sheathe your sword in me Make the people see that I've got personality Gee, I'm so happy I could tweet At the thought of being the braindead canary In a plastic cage of the information age I think I lost my face to cyber gods Millenial parasite (Kawaii) I'll do anything. Sheathe your sword in me Please just make me famous. Everything, I think, is like the internet World wide webs dot com entangle your dot nets Everything is right. Everything is wrong Everything is short, and everything is... Everything I own, and everything I pawn Everything I don't tells me something isn't wrong Everything I think, and everything I say Everything is everything in a nothing sort of way Everything is right. Everything is wrong Everything is short, and everything is (Kawaii) Everything I own, and everything I pawn Everything I don't tells me something isn't wrong Everything I think, and everything I say Everything is everything in a nothing sort of way Everything, I think, is part of some great plan To reinforce your faith that nothing goes as planned

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released January 24, 2020

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Jae Tyler Berlin, Germany

Kansas bred art-boy, Jae Tyler now lives in Berlin where he makes disturbingly fun lo-fi pop music inspired by the coming end of days. Finding equal inspiration from classical composers and 80’s-90’s radio as he does the redneck culture whence he came, Jae Tyler turns his white trash genetics into Euro trash aesthetics. First full length album coming sometime circa late 2019 A.D. ... more

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